So I'm definitely onto something
half-glassed:

Holy buttered noodles, Batman! It’s a new Half-Glassed original! 
Don’t enjoy it too hard. 
-Cat

half-glassed:

Holy buttered noodles, Batman! It’s a new Half-Glassed original! 

Don’t enjoy it too hard. 

-Cat

half-glassed:

Continuing the adventures of the great and lovable Captain Obvious.

half-glassed:

Continuing the adventures of the great and lovable Captain Obvious.

half-glassed:

Pars Secunda is up and ready for gym class.

half-glassed:

Pars Secunda is up and ready for gym class.

half-glassed:

Captain Obvious #1. This is the beginning of a very great Half-Glassed original web comic series. You should totally read it and all the others and tell your friends it is amazing and they should read it too, please.

half-glassed:

Captain Obvious #1. This is the beginning of a very great Half-Glassed original web comic series. You should totally read it and all the others and tell your friends it is amazing and they should read it too, please.

in-my-mouth:

Green Tea or Vanilla Cream Puffs

in-my-mouth:

Green Tea or Vanilla Cream Puffs

Live Spiders.

In every game or reality show, we should add another element: live spiders. 

American Idol: The microphone is full of live spiders.

Wipeout: Water? Forget that, live spiders. 

That Bear Grylls survival show: Backpack full of useful supplies? Just kidding, live spiders. 

So You Think You Can Dance?: Well, do you think you can dance when the stage is covered in live spiders?

Cupcake Wars: The studio is full of live spiders!

Master Chef: The elements are live spiders.

Intervention: All these live spiders should really motivate you!

420memes:

I still can’t believe he really did this, I’m so amazed by how cool and hip our president is

…what is this? Who made this?

420memes:

I still can’t believe he really did this, I’m so amazed by how cool and hip our president is

…what is this? Who made this?

MOAR EWAN MCGREGOR SINGING.

Also, if you Google Trainspotting, you get to see his penis.