So I'm definitely onto something

in-my-mouth:

Green Tea or Vanilla Cream Puffs

in-my-mouth:

Green Tea or Vanilla Cream Puffs

Live Spiders.

In every game or reality show, we should add another element: live spiders. 

American Idol: The microphone is full of live spiders.

Wipeout: Water? Forget that, live spiders. 

That Bear Grylls survival show: Backpack full of useful supplies? Just kidding, live spiders. 

So You Think You Can Dance?: Well, do you think you can dance when the stage is covered in live spiders?

Cupcake Wars: The studio is full of live spiders!

Master Chef: The elements are live spiders.

Intervention: All these live spiders should really motivate you!

420memes:

I still can’t believe he really did this, I’m so amazed by how cool and hip our president is

…what is this? Who made this?

420memes:

I still can’t believe he really did this, I’m so amazed by how cool and hip our president is

…what is this? Who made this?

MOAR EWAN MCGREGOR SINGING.

Also, if you Google Trainspotting, you get to see his penis.

So earlier I posted a video of Chris Pine singing, and a lot of people died. To kill off the rest that are still alive, here’s Robert Downey Jr. Singing. My pants.

So what if we had a Sherlock/Star Trek fanfiction…

Sherlock Holmes (from the BBC show Sherlock) found another group of intellectuals that felt as though the people around them were too unintelligent. They were interested to see if in the future people would be on their level, if people would be smarter. They cryogenically froze themselves, along with new identities, only to be later found by Starfleet.

Go crazy.

When I become super rich and famous I’ll invite all the people that I think are really awesome (like celebrities and George Washington and stuff) to a party where they will actually have to fight one another one-on-one on in a wrestling arena, and the last one standing and I will eat all the free food while everyone else watches from a distance.